Christmas Troll©Doug West. 2013
A Troll's Christmas Supper
Yummy, yummy, snortle, grunt
Here ends my Christmas treasure hunt
What could be better than this find
Candy, CANDY, Christmas kind!
Me so happy, crunch, and slurp
With this sweety I usurp
From the sockies on the wall
Thank you humans, for the haul
In your chimney I will dine
With your fruity Christmas wine
Cakes and cookies supper make
A troll am I, and so I TAKE!
If you please, don’t light bad flame
For that would be a hurty shame
Back to bridgey I would go
But, trollies DO NOT LIKE THE SNOW!
By the way, what’s for dessert?
Trolly likes some whip cream squirt
I checks inside your cooly box
EMPTY!...all the Christmas socks
Me have a trolly belly ache
Too fast, I think I had my take
I need some fizzy water bubble
Uh-oh…I think I’m in a bit of trouble
RUN AWAY!...Flee the scene
Sorry…now your floor not clean
Trolly likes a baby rest
After he’s your Christmas guest
***
Theo J. van Joolen©2013
Here ends my Christmas treasure hunt
What could be better than this find
Candy, CANDY, Christmas kind!
Me so happy, crunch, and slurp
With this sweety I usurp
From the sockies on the wall
Thank you humans, for the haul
In your chimney I will dine
With your fruity Christmas wine
Cakes and cookies supper make
A troll am I, and so I TAKE!
If you please, don’t light bad flame
For that would be a hurty shame
Back to bridgey I would go
But, trollies DO NOT LIKE THE SNOW!
By the way, what’s for dessert?
Trolly likes some whip cream squirt
I checks inside your cooly box
EMPTY!...all the Christmas socks
Me have a trolly belly ache
Too fast, I think I had my take
I need some fizzy water bubble
Uh-oh…I think I’m in a bit of trouble
RUN AWAY!...Flee the scene
Sorry…now your floor not clean
Trolly likes a baby rest
After he’s your Christmas guest
***
Theo J. van Joolen©2013